31 octobre

Women & Men English Talk

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

30 octobre

家有水電工如有一寶!!

今天去剪頭毛後回家

發現房間的插座都沒電

但是房間燈跟冷氣都可以開

去看了室內配電盤也無異狀

所以.....開始水電工之路= =

1.準備三用電錶(還好老早有)

2.測試配電盤每個NFB(NO FUSE BREAKER)是否有迴路.

若無.更換後應該就會過電.可用電錶轉到(AC >110V)來測量NFB是否過電

3.先關閉總電源,拆開房間內插座的外蓋,轉下螺絲後拉出插座.更換插座頭+檢查地線(黑)火線(紅)是否有接觸不良或是短路.

最後.先接了別的房間的電來用....囧

明天晚上要去水電行買料來修了!!

PS:家用線路通常會把市內燈跟插座的配線迴路分開

27 octobre

[08.10.25]No.7 cape

雖然這部片很夯也上映很久了

直到最近公司包場才看到

60年的七封情書....讓我回想我以前寫情書的悸動....我還能找回對愛情的悸動嗎?! 我這樣問我自己

或許答案沒人知道但是我知道愛情無所不在只是稍是即縱....

老友子收到那些信的感觸實在讓我感動+流淚

常在想以前的過客是否也會在某個瞬間也會回想以前的事情不論是好是壞.....

不過我要讓這些都停留在過去找尋屬於自己的海角七號

不要忘了當初最單純的自己

17 octobre

Day Job

最近的機車廣告主題曲

在市區別像廣告那樣騎歐!

我看,你只愛RACING......

很輕鬆的曲風~不知道你每天的Day job是否也是如此呢?

工作忙錄之餘,也要休息片刻讓自己放鬆一下歐!!

給全天下努力的上班族

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Day job / Sunshine State

Where'd the weekend go I say to Steve, as the elevator opens on the seventh
floor of hell.
Searching for coffee now I'm half awake start to wander through my e-mail
getting cozy in my cell.
One two three four five more hours, crush my soul and send me flours, take me
home where I can be myself again,
someday (somedayyyy) one day I'll sleep in till noon, and stay up late, live
the life I want I know,
one day (one dayyyyyy) I'll leave this dark grey cubical behind and the rent
could still get paid.

(Aaaaaahhhhhhhh...) Try to be different wore striped socks today think that
everybody noticed, heard them talking in the hall (la la la laaaaaa...),
you know there's muffins on Todd's desk, well I better hurry now and get one,
guess I'll have to miss that call (oh well).
One two three four five more hours, sing my love songs in the shower, brush
my teeth try to plan my get-away,
someday (somedayyyy) one day I'll sleep in till noon, and stay up late, live
the life I want I know,

one day (one dayyyyyy) I'll leave this dark grey cubical behind if the rent
could still get paid.

The dental plan serves me well, I love my erganomic chair, steady pay, they
never seem to say, I've been wastin' too much time, I don't wanna be there.
Someday (somedayyyyy) Monday I'll sleep in till noon, and stay up late, and
live the life I want because,
one day (one dayyyy) I'll leave this dark grey cubical behind things are
gonna be different.

Someday (somedayyyyy) Monday I'll sleep in till noon, and stay up late, and
live the... live the life I want,
one day (one dayyyyy) I'll kiss this dark grey cubical goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye and the rent would still get paid.